Satellites

I need a fleet (Is that the right word? Fleet? It doesn't sound quite right to me, but nothing else sounds any better right now, so I'm just going to stick with fleet) of my own personal satellites orbiting the earth. Their primary use would be for normal stuff like phone service and surveillance, but I would also equip it with pods to be sent down to earth wherever I am with something useful inside like a bunch of weapons or a spare suit of my personalized combat armor that I'm assuming I'll have by the time I'm in a position to start looking into satellites. Or snack foods or something if I'm either too lazy to go get some myself or decide that that's for regular people and I have way more class than that. Or writing utensils and other office supplies. That way when someone asks me if I have a pen they can borrow, I can get one in the absolute coolest way ever. Or if I'm in an evil mood and someone consistently steals pens and stuff from me, I can get revenge in the most ironic way possible. The other thing I want on my satellites is laser cannons that are controlled by a handheld targeting device. Think of the Hammer of Dawn from Gears of War combined with that one thing in Halo: Reach. Or maybe even an orbital nuclear strike in case there's no other way to stop the spread of either aliens or zombies. But that would definitely NOT be controlled by a handheld targeting laser thing. I want to be very far away from the target when that hits. But that's why I prefer lasers, particle beams, and stuff like that, since you can be standing pretty close to it, but as long as the beam isn't actually hitting you, you're fine. This last thing is kind of out there and not really a necessity but would be a nice bonus, but I'd like all the satellites to combine into a huge fighting robot. But I'm not too sure about that, since it's a robot and, well, I don't trust them.

Weapons I Want (no particular order)

• Anything used by Science Patrol, GUTS, or Super GUTS
• Nekron's Black Lantern Scythe
• A modern type 2 phaser and compression rifle
• Any weapon from Halo
• Some weapon(s) used by a god
• At least 1 Hanzo sword
• A Power ring (see my power ring post for what color)
• Various Star Wars weapons including a lightsaber and a laser rifle
• Everything Azrael used when he was Batman
• Everything Bruce Wayne uses as Batman
• the Ebony Blade (the one used by Marvel's 1st and 3rd Black Night)
• a Laser Cat
• One of the swords and the big guns used by the old Cylons
• Surtur's flaming sword and Ymir's ice club

Vehicles I Want

Here is a list of vehicles that I want (in no particular order): the Batmobile*, the Owlship from Watchmen, a STAP or landspeeder with guns, Ghost Rider's Flame Bike, the Batwing, a Cylon heavy Raider, any vehicle Halo besides a Mongoose, an APU from the Matrix (or one of those knockoffs from Avatar), General Greivous' wheel bike, the Silver Surfer's board, and a bunch of others that I can't think of right now.
*To see which Batmobiles I do and don't like, check out my post: http://geniusideasandstuffiwant.blogspot.com/2011/11/batmobiles.html

Shape shifting

I think shape shifting would be one of the coolest powers to have. Ideally, I would be like a combination of Clayface and Odo from DS9, where I'm usually human, but I could also turn into other people, animals, or things. I also want to be able to turn into a big blobby monster form like Clayface. Some shape shifters can copy voices and some can't, so I would hope to have that ability. I would probably imitate Shao Kahn and the Halo announcer guy's voices the most.