If and when I become a vigilante, I want to be able to use two assault rifles at the same time. After much thought, I decided I want to have trained monkeys reload my guns. They could also directly help me capture criminals when I'm using mele weapons by jumping on them and making it harder for them to fight me. Hmmmmm.....I wonder how well attack squirrels would work?
Sunday, September 25, 2011
There are many strength enhancing chemicals (Goblin serum, Venom, Super Soldier Serum, etc.), but I have an idea for my own version of one of those. I want vodka, modified by either magic or science, that instead of getting me drunk, temporarily turns me into a hairy Russian guy with superhuman strength. In comic books and movies, there are a lot of awesome Russian guys, so I think it would be cool to be able to become one of them. (I know Bane's Santa Priscan, not Russian, but he's a tough guy with chemically enhanced strength)
Saturday, September 24, 2011
If I could have enhanced vision (not the kind like lasers or something like that), I would want Predator vision with all the different modes, Terminator vision with all the information and stuff, and Black Lantern vision to see what part of the emotional spectrum people personify at the moment. When I change vision modes, I would want it the same sound and transition effect as when Predators change vision types.
Saturday, September 17, 2011
If you don't know the Assassins Creed games, the main character has blades hidden inside his sleeves with a mechanism to quickly deploy them when he needs them. My genius idea is similar to those hidden blades, but with bacon strips instead of blades. The bacon holders could be arranged like a fan, so that when they are first deployed, it looks like only one piece, but it fans out to reveal that there are many. Also, I suppose it could be used for other foods, but I would use bacon. You know it would be awesome to have a fan of bacon come out of your sleeve. That way in emergencies, you could have a tasty snack or even a small meal. (When there's bacon, what else do you need?)
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
This is kind of a continuation of what I was saying about turning into a giant worm. I was thinking that if I can turn into a worm, I also want to be able to communicate with worms. They would be amazed and I could be their king. I would be nice to my worm subjects...at first.
Sunday, September 11, 2011
I want to be able to transform into a giant worm. Probably something similar to either the riftworm from Gears of War 2 or the Alaskan Bull Worm from Spongebob Squarepants (it's kinda funny that I like both). Just imagine how awesome it would be to stop a robber by turning into a giant worm!
Saturday, September 10, 2011
I think it would be awesome to take a trip to either Asgard or Valhalla. One of my Thor comic books has a map of Asgard, so I think I'm good in that department. The only problem is that I don't want to have to die to go to Valhalla. I just want to feast with glorious dead warriors. Oh wait... the biggest problem is that I'm mortal. I wonder if vampires are allowed in? Maybe on one of Thor's visits to Earth I could befriend him and go as a guest. I don't know...
Friday, September 9, 2011
If I am ever murdered, I want to gain the powers, skills, weapons and probably costume of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. (If you're not familiar with Mortal Kombat, that's what happened to Scorpion before he got his powers.)Note: I don't want to be him because I don't want to serve the Nether Realm and have to fight in the Mortal Kombat Tournament, though I might anyway. I just want his abilities and his stuff. Not that I want to suffer such a tragedy. If I don't, I would be very happy with another video game/comic book/movie/TV character.
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Genius idea! A switch army knife is a combination of a switchblade and a swiss army knife. It has a handle like a switchblade and has a blade, a nail file, scissors a mini screwdriver and other smal accessories. Each thing can have its own button on the handle to lock it either retracted or out. Genius!
If I ever lose my hands or my whole arms, I want to get robot arms (or hands) similar to Jax's from Mortal Kombat. Ideally, I would also be able to launch my fists or fingers as projectiles and remote control them, then reattach them. I think it would be cool to get some palm mounted repulsor rays and some kind of grappling cable launcher similar to the batclaw too. Or a different idea is to have magno locks like War Machine had when he lost his arms and legs and half of his face looked like a Terminator.
I want to get a power ring, but not just any power ring. I've actually given this a good bit of thought. I've never seen a male Star Saphire, so a violet ring can be eliminated. I also don't want my ring to fill me with rage or avarice, so red and orange are out. Black is completely out of the question since I don't want to be a zombie lantern, and yellow is also undesirable because it could corrupt me like Sinestro. That leaves green, blue, indigo and white if I didn't have to join their corps. If I did, I would probably choose blue or white because the Guardians lie too much for my comfort and members of the Indigo Tribe have no names and not nearly enough individualality.
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
I want to turn into liquid metal like the advanced prototype from T2 Judgement Day. I would never need a knife again ... or a fork or a spoon ... or anything made of metal that has no moving parts for that matter. I also think it would be cool to have a little piece of that liquid metal that I could telekinetically control and change its size. Most of the time I would make it a little sphere or cube that would levitate above my hand until I needed it either for self defanse or everyday use. It would be like a pocket T-1000......Awesome!
I read (and later watched) a scene in The Walking Dead where the humans carry around parts of a dead zombie and rub it on themselves so they smell dead and zombies won't attack them. That inspired my idea for Canned Zombie Scent. It's a spray that smells like dead things to prevent zombies from attacking whoever uses it. Also, before the zombie apocalypse happens, you can use it for pranks like spraying it on someone's house.
I've been thinking about super powers that I want to have and I think it would be awesome to have the powers of a Looney Tunes style cartoon character (or similar to Slapstick's power from Avengers: the Initiative). Think about it: In a cartoon, if someone gets run over by a car, they become paper thin and are fine after peeling themselves off the road, if they get burned, they're simply covered in ash or something of that sort, they can run on air as long as they don't realize they're doing it, the laws of physics seem to be optional to them*, and so on.
*2 relevant movie quotes that I just had to say:
*2 relevant movie quotes that I just had to say:
- "You seem to think you are special, Mr. Anderson. That the rules don't apply to you."
- "Sonny has the 3 laws, but he can choose not to obey them."