Cartoon Power

I've been thinking about super powers that I want to have and I think it would be awesome to have the powers of a Looney Tunes style cartoon character (or similar to Slapstick's power from Avengers: the Initiative). Think about it: In a cartoon, if someone gets run over by a car, they become paper thin and are fine after peeling themselves off the road, if they get burned, they're simply covered in ash or something of that sort, they can run on air as long as they don't realize they're doing it, the laws of physics seem to be optional to them*, and so on.

*2 relevant movie quotes that I just had to say:

• "You seem to think you are special, Mr. Anderson. That the rules don't apply to you."
• "Sonny has the 3 laws, but he can choose not to obey them."