Assassins Creed Bacon

If you don't know the Assassins Creed games, the main character has blades hidden inside his sleeves with a mechanism to quickly deploy them when he needs them. My genius idea is similar to those hidden blades, but with bacon strips instead of blades. The bacon holders could be arranged like a fan, so that when they are first deployed, it looks like only one piece, but it fans out to reveal that there are many. Also, I suppose it could be used for other foods, but I would use bacon. You know it would be awesome to have a fan of bacon come out of your sleeve. That way in emergencies, you could have a tasty snack or even a small meal. (When there's bacon, what else do you need?)