Armies

There are a lot of armies or large groups of people, animals or other things that I want to command. Here are a few of them:

• the Golden Army from Hellboy
• a bunch of random other clockwork automatons
• the scrubbing bubbles from those commercials (they're tiny and move quickly - great scouts)
• the clone army and / or droid army
• the League of Assassins (aka the League of Shadows)
• all the bears in the world
• some kind of giant bugs
• the Deathdealers and/or Lycans
• Shao Khan's Outworld armies
• a lot of Cylon centurions
• at least a couple monsters from a Japanese monster movie or show

There are more, but none of them come to mind right now. Also, I want Mr. Clean (not the guy from X-men, I'm talking about the cleaning product mascot ) to be one of my generals. Have you noticed how tough and ready to beat someone up he looks? Just picture him in battle gear! That's just the kind of  intimidating general I need. I also need at least 2 awesome bodyguards, so I'm thinking 2 really tough guys that are skilled with various weapons, and either their names or their aliases could be Jumbo and Garbagio (don't ask me why).